Pictures of my DOG!

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:55:00 +0000

Bitch peed on my weave

She died the next day

She was scratching her succulent TWAT

As a camp counselor of children 6 and under one of your worst fears is that a child will literally shit themselves. It's messy, it smells fittingly like crap, and when they start crying its just plain sad. Well... At the beginning of one of our camp's semester we were told that this one child had a natural inclination towards self poopulation. He would crap his pants. And for six weeks, five days a week we didn't have a single problem. Not even a ranky fart. Then on THE VERY LAST DAY we smell something getting a little funky down in his Thomas the Tank Engine extra absorbant undies. It started during lunch around 12:30. Then when we got to Pool at 1:30 it was something we could ignore anymore.

When we first arrived at pool he said he had to go to the bathroom so I thought to myself, "Haaaay maybe he'll clean himself right...?" I was completly wrong. When he came out he was completly covered in shit. EVEN his hat. It was disgusting, and to this day I don't even know how he got poop on his hat. And just to emphasize that the poop was everywhere I'll tell you that it was even under his hat on his hair. Much in the same way hair gel would be on a teenage asian boy. In the end my brave co-counselor ended up cleaning everything from a distance with a hose. She's a saint.

Towel

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Goodman) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 03:51:00 +0000

Working..

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:46:00 +0000

Here is a picture of my dog until I get things up and working.

I eat babies

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:35:00 +0000

Blah blah blah Am I working!? Eat babioes.

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Pictures of my DOG!

Towel

Working..

I eat babies