Bitch peed on my weave
She died the next day
She was scratching her succulent TWAT
As a camp counselor of children 6 and under one of your worst fears is that a child will literally shit themselves. It's messy, it smells fittingly like crap, and when they start crying its just plain sad. Well... At the beginning of one of our camp's semester we were told that this one child had a natural inclination towards self poopulation. He would crap his pants. And for six weeks, five days a week we didn't have a single problem. Not even a ranky fart. Then on THE VERY LAST DAY we smell something getting a little funky down in his Thomas the Tank Engine extra absorbant undies. It started during lunch around 12:30. Then when we got to Pool at 1:30 it was something we could ignore anymore.
When we first arrived at pool he said he had to go to the bathroom so I thought to myself, "Haaaay maybe he'll clean himself right...?" I was completly wrong. When he came out he was completly covered in shit. EVEN his hat. It was disgusting, and to this day I don't even know how he got poop on his hat. And just to emphasize that the poop was everywhere I'll tell you that it was even under his hat on his hair. Much in the same way hair gel would be on a teenage asian boy. In the end my brave co-counselor ended up cleaning everything from a distance with a hose. She's a saint.
